- Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
- Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
- I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
- CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
- Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
- Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
- You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
- I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
- Welcome to loserville. Population: you
- It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
- I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
- Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
- I dream about a monster, about you!
- Your village called, their idiot is missing
- Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
- I’d smack you but shit splatters!
- It’s not that I am anti-social. I just don’t like you
- Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
- You’re the cum your mother should have swallowed
- If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
- Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
- I have PMS and a gun… now what were you saying?
- I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet
- Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
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