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- *Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel.Does that make me a nut?*
- its not easy being me..but it sure is funny watching people try
- 3 ThiNGS In LiFe Sh0uLd NeVeR Be BroKen… ToyZ, PrOmiSes, and HeArTs.
- If You Blame Others For Your Failures, Do U Credit Them For Your Achievements?¿?
- I dont lie my mouth does it 4 me
- (name) = 0 % DEVIL and 100 % ANGEL (angel of death)
- Guys r like pictures, they r interesting to look at, then they get boring!
- I DONT NEED TO POINT OUT MY BEST QUALITIES…THEY STICK OUT ON THEIR OWN!
- For every minute you spend angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
- A fly cant bird……but a bird can fly….think about it!
- I’m sure you’ve heard that behind every great guy there’s a great girl…Well have u heard that behind every great girl is a guy starring at her behin
- I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday.
- And there you are..holding her hand..and I’m lost..trying to understand…
- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
- *~* I OnLy LOVE U On tHe dAyS ThAt eNd wItH Y*~*!!
- *WaRniNg** fLiRtiN WiT Me MaY LeAd 2ExTrEmE iNFaTuAtiOn & iN SoMe CaSeS UnBeLiEvEaBLe pLeAsUrE*
- *Learn the rules…then break them*
- ¤i HaVe A bLaCkBeLt In ShOpPiNg¤
- Hi.I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like.Message me, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.
- DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON A GUY WHO WONT WASTE HIS TIME ON YOU!*
- Love; A very strong word. Use with EXTREME caution.
- aLi You want it but you fear it but you love it when you’re near it
- ~Anger is only one letter short of dAnger.~
- 2 sweet + 2 b = 4gotten
- «ü had betta take some sleeping pills baby….cüz the only place üll get me is in ür dreamz !¡!»
- I wasnt kissing him i was checking for cavities!
- An answer to that nagging question…………… I let the dogs out!!
- **You know i wish you wouldnt lie to me , but some wishes dont come true!**
- Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you’re it.
- Silence is golden…but shouting is fun!
- WhY Iz iT tHaT eVeRyThInG U SaY MaKeS Me SMILE !
- Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh!
- A WORLD OF HAPPINESS COULD NOT REPLACE WHAT I HAVE LOST…… ]
- HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I’VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN’T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
- Galz are like dogs, they have to be trained!!!
- SMILE! it scares people…
- if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!
- EvEry MaN CaN mAkE PrOmiSeS, BuT HeRoS kEEp tHeM
- i’m feelin a lil off today anyone wanna turn me on?
- The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Almighty can stand
- ,M uNreLiAbLe,iRrEsPoNsIbLe,uNeFFicENt,dIsOrGaNiSeD,uNbEaRaBlE,bUt still,i m pErFEcT
- can i av ur picture i collect natural diasters
- i wish i could see things from your point of view but i cant get my head that far up my arse…
- WhEn I sEe My LoVe ReMmEbEr (&)
- ……..is my name
girls is my game
- Dear Lord, may 1000 fleas infest the crotch of the person who screws up my day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
- If your name was Homework, I’d be doing you on my desk right now…
- birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye, looks like sugar, tastes like sap, oh my gosh, its birdie crap
- Im Not As Think As You Stoned I Am!
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
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