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- I want to die silently in my sleep like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like his passengers
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
- Earn cash in your spare time…blackmail friends
- cross ur heart & hope to die clothes & makeup boiz & lies together 4ever till the end is tha definition of tru friends
- im like marmite. u eitha luv me or h8 me!!!!!!!!!1
- its really impossible to be 100% blonde cos that means you would bve made of hair
- Flying cows are funny…even though they prolly will kill w/ there dropping poo
- Coffee!! Helps you do stupid things Faster!
- ;) Life is just a big jellybean enjoy it
- If I Had Two Cookies Id Give You One, If I Had Two Girls I’d Give You The Other Cookie
- Sex On T.V. Doesnt Hurt People…Unless You Fall Off!
- Never Pet A Burning dog!
- Us Gilrs Dont Need Boyz We Have Our Toys!
- BaBaBaBaBaaaaa Im Luvin it!!!!
- How do u know when to slap a miget?when he tells u ur wifes hair smells nice
- School? What is it? When?
- If a turtle loses it’s shell, is it naked or is it homeless?
- drugs are bad! but not weed!:P
- DonT SmokE WeeD! It’S BaD AnD FuN!!
- <<||+Can Febuary March?No But April May...
- <<||+Can Febuary March?
- Um hello there my name is chuck and i hail from ratsassulia…… no, no that’s not in russia
- i swear i woz born blonde but god decided 2 hide it
- Welcome to loser ville… population: U
- y cant we all live the life that we want it to be instead of going by the rules were set for us!!
- Naughtey by nature not cause i hate ya
- Roses Are Red, The Sugar Bowl Is Empty, And So Is Your Head
- Band Nerds, Band know-it-all’s, and then there are BAND FREAKS!
- I AiNt As ThInK aS u DrUnK i Am!!
- ur gf is like a car any1 can turn her on but u c im the only key
- :pWhy do women rub their eyes in the morning?..Because they dont have balls to scrath:P
- If YoU cAn’T tAkE tHe PaIn, DoN’t PlAy ThE gAmE
- theres a total diffrence between meh and yew i have skill and u have problems
- ~ Rose’s Are Red ~~ Violets Are Blue~~ The Sun Is Hot ~~ And So Are U ~
- life is like soccer… you need goals!
- HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I’VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN’T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
- SMILE! it scares people…
- is dat a prince i see or am i lookin in da mirror again ?
- ~*~I look like an angel, act like one too, but you never know what this angel might do~*~
- ~*~Remember my name, remember my face, cuz there ain’t no otha hunny that can take my place!~*~
- ~*~You were so cute as a baby… what the hell happened?~*~
- ~*~I have all the answers, but I never said they were right~*~
- •·.·´¯`·.·• ƒúñtÍm€ ƒ®ãNk¥!! •·.·´¯`·.·•
- If You’re From Mongolia, Does That Mean That You Speak Mongish???
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m A Schizophrenic, And So Am I!! :p
- Drain Bamadge
- God invented men because he wanted a good laugh
- Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die!!
- <:o)Quick, Look busy Jebus is coming(a)
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