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- Yaaawn, you see i say yawn coz when i do, you dnt get it!
- U r wot u eat and u clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy
- 6) Im An Angel Honest….The Horns Are There Just To Keep The Halo Up Straight!!(6
- lUv HiM yEz I dO, hEz FoR mE aN nOt FoR U, AnD iF bY cHaNcE U tAkE mY pLaCe, I’lL tAkE mY fIsT aN sMaSh YeR fAcE
- want my email address? … leavemealone@getlost.com/notachance
- By the time you get done reading this you will realize you have wasted about 5 seconds of you life
- Take my advice i never use it neway!!1
- You remind me of a poop i once took
- I dont swim in your toilet so dont pee in my pool!
- ~*~ !!!its time to have some fun!!! ~*~
- :::::nO oNe’S pErFeCt……BuT i SuRe As HeLl Am ClOsE:::::
- B0yz g0 2 cOllage 2 gain more n more knowledge but umm.. galz g0 2 jupiter 2 get rili stupider!!
- do chickens find rubber humans funny?
- (L) »-(¯`v´¯)-»(L) Ashes To Ashes Dust To Dust Life Is Short So Party We Must (L) »-(¯`v´¯)-» (L)
- (*)Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish(*)
- God made pizza,god made beer,god made nsync a bunch of queers
- i is da hottest buddy in da town(damright im better then urs)
- im a norty girl in a norty world its fantastic im bombastic if u touch my hair ill kiss u everywhere ur fantastic im bombastic
- It’s Funny How You Think I’m listening XD
- Ha Ha…..I don’t get it
- there’s a fine line between fishing and standing on a shore looking like an idiot
- wen i was younger i played with my toys…now that im older i play with my boyz
- (6) Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold (6)
- I would say go to hell…but all dogz go 2 heaven
- Never look down upon someone unless you are helping them up!
- [ !!-x-!! Am sorry Were U tokin To MOI? !!-x-!!
- mEn R lIkE pUbLiC tOiLeTs, ThEy’Re EiThEr EnGaGeD oR fUlL oF sHiT
- s,ile and the world smiles with you …….fart you stand alone
- ?®øz£n !©£ ©®£?M !§ ?øT Funny but it make you dizzy
- (mo)[35€<::>35$<::>35¥](mo)
- :::..”"Being Lazy Is So Hard”".:::
- Little Yellow SchoolBus Special
- [Your name] loves me
- “Half full or half empty?! Can i not have in between…?”
- Don’t Drink and Park, Accidents Cause People
- ~*~Life seems better…when your not around~*~
- u think i’m a geek look at yourself
- In God we trust all other pay cash
- (^)im gonna hunt u down lyk a fat kid on a piece of cake(^)
- Your like a dog with a bone……And its my bone so drop it.
- If you hate me, i love you too. It ain’t my fault i’m better than you
- Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
- There is no “I” in slut…..but there is a “U”
- :pi tRiEd 2 sNiFF cOkE 1NcE bUt dA iCe cUbEs gOt sTuK!!!:p
- *gOd MaDe wInE, gOd MaDe PePsI, gOd MaDe U sO dAm SeXiiii, gOd MaDe RiVeRs, gOd maDe RiVeRs, gOd MaDe LaKeS, gOd MaDe U, well we all make mistakes*
- My spit and my pillow are good friends
- i dont hate u!!! i EXTREMMALY HATE YOU!!!!!!
- Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
- i dont hate you:@ i only wanna kill you
- he broke my hart (l) so i broke his jaw!!!:)
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