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- (K)KiSS mE (¯`·._) your name here (¯`·._) KiLL mE(W)
- Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it a hundred times
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts
- I’m better than normal, I’m abnormal!
- Unite against togetherness!
- dudes rock n roll is here 2 stay mtv is gay
- x Your such a gd friend, that if i was on a sinking ship and there was only life jacket…id miss you heaps and think of you often
- If You Don’t Like Me For Who I Am, Then DOn’t Like Me For Who I Am. And All You’re Gunna Get Is Who I Am!
- !!DrUgS rNt GoOd!!
- WARNING!!!!I have an additude and i know how to use it
- I’m bored wanna make my life more exciting
- Gurls . . . Wat would we do without them . .
- I Love You is 8 letters,but then again so is Bulshit
- glory glory manu were only gonna loose 2 more!
- If I don’t know the anser I make one up
- If at first you don’t succeed try again with better weed
- :P i no im stunning bt cud u pop ur eyes bak in ur hed plz cuz u scarin me
- ;) u can trust me wiv ur life, but not ur donuts!!
- :S i hav not failed, i hav just found 10, 000 ways that r rong! :S
- A cowboy had an indian and they headed into town. The cowboy said keep my horse cool. so the indian ran around the horse to get a fan like motion. and
- You remind me of a parking ticket!! Coz ur got fine written all ova ya!!
- ~*~If YoU tHiNk ShE’s SpUnKy, WrAp ThAt MoNkEy!!~*~
- not even a cigerette will make u look cool
- ¿~*¤(K)(L) §wëèt Îññô¢êñt Åñgêl (F)(K)¤*~?
- ¨ˆ¤(l)ºÎ £ûV §kâTäH ßôÿZº(l)”ˆ
- ~¤~(L)~(K)~§wÈëT Lïl M裏 §ëXy ThãNg!~(K)~(L)~¤~
- ~¤(L)~Lïl Mïss Pêrfê¢tìôn!~(L)¤~
- ~<<Ï'm §ïÇk Öf ßêÏñG å P®ÏñÇê§s>>
- *$()uL*$i$t@*
- “ooops” sed pooh as dragged piglets corpse into the basement!
- sorry your highness, but the rice crispy told me to do it!
- im goin to go and find myself, if im back before i return, keep me here until i come home!
- :)if i dont get my way everyone sufferz
- I’m livin proff that blondz r smarrt!
- 1+1=2 and boys+math=0
- (ip) ~*~ GoD mAdE tHe EaRtH ~*~ GoD mAdE tHe SeA ~*~ He NeEdEd SuMtHiNg BeAuTiFuL ~*~ So He MaDe Me ~*~ (ip)
- **dOnT dRiNk & DrIvE [smoke weed &] FLYYY**
- I may like the sims but no1 controls my life!
- ¤¤¤>Prìncêss Nôw….Gôddêss Fôrêvã!<¤¤¤
- [ If YoU wAnT a CoOl SuPrIsE pUlL tHe ChAiN bEfOrE yOu RiSe ]
- :) SMILE
It CoNfUsEs PeOpLe
- “Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
- “The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.”
- “Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.”
- “Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
- Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..”
- “The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
- “Love is the answer - but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.”
- “I drink to make other people interesting.”
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