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- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
- “I can resist everything except temptation.”
- it was a wise man who invented beer!
- parents bring us up teaching us to walk and talk,but as we get older they tell us to shut up and sit down!!!
- (K)Girl @ Pl@y(K)
- HeLpIcAnTfInDtHeSpAcEkEy
- (l) LuV iS bLiNd (k) So Go GeT iT sUm GlAsSeS
- (-_-)PeAcE(-_-)
- dig it,twist it,deeper YEH!
- “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.”
- dimonds are a gurls best frind boys are mine
- if at first you don’t succeed sky diving is not for you
- God created men first because like they always say, you always make drafts first!
- 8-)y did the crocodile cross the road???LIKE I CARE8-)
- ~!*Keep staring at my screen name… it might do an interseting trick!*!~
- ~!*I’m out of my mind…But please feel free to leave a message*!~
- (W) Cats av 9 lifes humans av 1, mess wid me n you’ll av none (W)
- heaven must be missing an angel because im here.
- Love is blind, well it must be to let anyoen fancy you!!
- i know im hott, i know im fine, but like the others, take a number and get in line!!!
- call me beep me if u wanna reech me!!! doesnt matter were doesnt matter wen!! i will be there for u tioll the very end!!!1
- (¯`·.,¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> YOUR NAME <-.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯)
- – I lUv HiM o YeZ i DO — hEz Fo Me NoT fO U — AnD bY iF nE cHaNcE u TaKe mY PlAcE — iLl TaKe Ma FIsT N sMaSh uR FaCe –
- -I wOnT dIsTuRbE yOu!Ur DiStUrBeD eNoUgH!_
- they say theres ufo’s and smart blonds, but u never see any
- ™(k)?????(your name here )?????(k)™
- (F)2 gud 2 be tru!(F)
- just cuz your not special like me it dusnt mean i dont luv ya!!
- The only women a true man will be inside is the statue of liberty
- roses r red violets r blu got made me but especially not u!
- 24 hours in a day….24 beers in a case… coinscidence, i think not!!
- -*iF yOu DoNt KnOw Da fLaVa dEn sTaY oUtTa dA kOoL-aId*-
- buying a skateboard:150 waxing a curb:20 hiting your self below the waist priceless
- I Love a Man In SEXY SHOES
- (K)Who said Blondes have more fun? They changed their minds when they saw me!! ~Legally Brunette!~(K)
- (Y)ºº§wèët Lïkê ©hõcolåt麺(Y)
- She’s got a Chicken to ride..She got a Chicken to ride…My Baby Donkey…My Baby Donkey…
- ;) Im SeXy Im FiT iM lOvEd EvErY bIt Im CuTe GrEaT hAiR aLl ThE bOiS hAtE tO StAiR
- ~*If MoNeY dOeSnT gRoW oN tReEs, ThEn WhY dO bAnKs HaVe BrAnChEs??*~
- (K):PA peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue:P(K)
- God made the monkey, God made the snake, God made (NAME), and thats were he made the mistake
- Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgivable, solets begin
- Grow Up All u goths, whores and ‘thugs’!!! Drugs and sex aren’t the answer! God did not Make Beer so Give it Up!!!
- *U MUST B USED 2 COMPLETE DISASTERS BEING BORN WIT A FACE LIKE THAT*
- Men are kings,kings are rulers,rulers are 30 cm long u still think your a man
- Roses r red violets r funky im thinkin of u while im spankin me monkey
- shorty
- I’m the king of gay chicken!
- Showershorts, for the man who has nothing to hide but still wants to!
- wow, black guys can get black eyes too !?
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