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- i make all these names but i neva use them 4 me self
- i was lieing on mi bed watching the stars and wonderin where the heck had my roof gone
- block me o mighty blocker u have taken my bird and my bush
- yesterday’s history, tomorrow’s a mystery, today’s a gift; that’s why they call it the “present”. Nuts! Everyday sucks!
- Sex is like math…ADD the bed, MINUS the clothes, DIVIDE the legs and MULTIPLY !!
- Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone!!
- I Was Born Brilliant … Education Ruined Me!!
- A GOOD friend will BAIL you out of jail… but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying DAM WE SCREWED UP!!
- friends are like condoms, they protect you through hard times
- :P Will Porky Take The Biscuit *-) Porky Takes All The Biscuits Round Here
- :p ¤Helpî©an’tfîndthespacebar¤ :p
- if i had a nickel for every time i was born i would have one nickel!
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- (ci)Roll Roll Roll A Joint Twist It At The End, Spark It Up And Take A Toke, Pass It To A Friend(ci)
- NO FEAR!! SOMEONE IS HERE!!!
- I DON’T WANNA BE A PRINCESS! BUT IF THE CROWN FITZ!!!
- If barbiez so popular, why do we have to buy her friendz?
- I dont wanna see the tape and you dont wanna see it to, because you so hard NOT wanna see the tape it makes me wanna see it, you see??
- You can better lose a lover than love a loser
- Objackson you honour!
- Me? im dishonest and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly. its the honest ones you want to watch out for!!
- I want the BODY of Christina Aguilira, the sound from Evril, a boyfriend like JAMAI….drop my at the bar and you have a new POPSTAR
- Im pierced…in places you can only dream about
- Live is just like a mouse with a gun, you never know what hits you
- I lost a game of Russian Roulette
- Bomb squat……………….if you see me running try 2 keep up
- Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
- Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”
- –* Whoever said ‘words cannot hurt me’ never got hit in the head with dictionary.
- Who figured out how to get milk from a cow, and what the heck did U think U were doing at the time??
- Men are proof that God has a sense of humor!
- Happiness is like wetting ur pants, everyone can see it but only u can feel the warmth
- I prefer to describe myself as a ‘contemporary anthropological interactive observer’ because stalker sounds bad.
- *If you have something to say, raise your hand, and place it over your big mouth.
- whats dumber…my nickname…or u reading it??
- i’m a alcholic. in case of emergency, give me a glass orange juice please?
- Im the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from
- If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can’t fix it
- It is better 2 b ki$$ed by a fool,
- Baseball bat $25.Automatic hangun with silencer and shells $675.Case of dynamite $225.Finally being ‘made’ in the mofia PRICLESS
- [ur name] is driving me NUTS!
- if smoking is cool, then why do ppl smoke the smoke out?
- Birdy Birdy in the sky, Dropt his poopy in my eye.. I don’t care, I don’t cry.. I thank God that cows cant fly!
- it’s hard being saxy and cute but someone’s gotta do it…*winks*
- when satan come knocking on your door, cimply say “jesus, will you get that for me?”
- hey! i’m not squat! but i’m dense…?
- i wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…but wait! suicide is a crime!
- -.- 7 out of 3 people in my head are telling me to go to sleep -.-
- An eye for an eye, and the whole world goes blind!
- sucide hotline….. please hold
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