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- I DoNt NeEd tO TeLl u mY TwO BeSt qUaLiTiEs tHeY StICk oUt oN THeYrE owN!!
- One night i was lying in bed staring at the stars when suddenly i thoguht “WHERE THE FUCKS MY CEILING!?!”
- DuE tO UnAvOiDaBlE CiRcUmStAnCeS, tHe lIgHt aT ThE eNd oF ThE TuNnEl hAs bEeN SwItChEd oFf!!
- Children in teh back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!!!
- why r men happy if they innish a puzzle in 2 months?? Because the box says: For 3 to 5 years
- No way, you’re never gonna escape me, cause you’ll always be my baby (l)
- My fantasy: 2 MEN (1 cooking, 1 cleaning)
- All I need is love. All I get is homework
- No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
- birthdays r healty,, the more u’ve got,, the longer u’ll live!!
- It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt!
- abracadabra…. damn,, u r still ugly!!
- I used to be a schizophrenic, but we’re ok now
- R u StILl CoOl iF u R hOt??
- EvErYbOdY hAs A rIgHt To mY OpInNiOn
- (for chix) sex is like school, miss a period and it’s all over
- Me AnD mY iMmAgInArY FrIeNd ThInK yOu HaVe SeRiOuS mEnTaL pRoBlEmS!!
- WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM? odveistle not mars.. thats where i practically live
- Is that a ladder in ur tights, or is it a stairway to heaven
- <.·´¯`·.ÐÉÆH Χ ØÑL¥ †}{Ê ßëGÏÑÏñg •·.·´¯`·.·•
- pretty in pink…..hell pretty in everything
- the bishop says:I’m not fat,…I’m big boned.
- Discussions r a waste of time,, so I’m always right!!!
- “”Man who drive like hell, bound to get there”
- “Crowded elevator smell different to midget.”
- WaY 2 FaSt BuT NoT At All FuRiOuS
- the more i learn, the more i ignore…
- d0n’t be sad, d0n’t beblue, Frankenstein was uglY 2 ?
- A wise men once said…”I Dont know go ask a women!”
- A friend will bail u out of jail but a best friend will be there with u saying, “Damn that was fun!”
- I sNiFfEd CoCe…. BuT tHe IcEcUbEs GOt sTuCk In My NoSe
- I kNeW mILK iS GoOd fOr ThE BoDy…. BuT dAmN bOy HoW mUcH dId U dRiNk???
- I’m An aIrOpLeAnE, aNd If u dOn’t bELIeVe mE u CaN gEt OuT
- (6) Heaven doesn’t want me and hell’s afraid i’ll take over (6)
- ¤ * [ ( « £Ø\/é |\/|ë, feeÐ mE, nEvè® |_êãVe |\/|E » ) ] *
- No fear, (name) is here!!:D
- God make the rives, God make the lakes, God make you, but we all do mistakes!:p
- i guess i miss you beautiful, these 3 word’s have said it all..
- say u love me, say it’s tru, cuz the 1 thing i need, is YOU !
- Boy’s are toy’s sooo let’s play!(%)
- I luv animals!…….Theyre delicious!
- [ «°¤*Oh Looky A POlice Helicopter!! - I GUess The Saying Is True EH, Pigs Can Fly *¤°» ]
- You’re not a real man until you’ve been beaten up by monkeys
- Postman pat postmman pat postman pat ate his blak nd white cat he thaught it was funi jess was in his tummy naught naughty naughty postamn pat!
- i h8 u u h8 me lets get 2geva nd kill dipsy wit a gr8 big gun nd a bullet 2 da hed sori lala dipsys ded
- Why Are Guys so like mascara??.. They run at the fist sight of tears!!
- God made men…. then had a better idea
- i needa guy i need 1 now - now hu wants an arrogant cow?
- ~*~ sugar nd spice nd everythin nice ~*~
- (name) i am totally addicted 2 u babe (K)
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