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- fouling is a team effort, not just one person can do it!
- darkness .. imprisoning me … all that i see …absolute horror
- i love guys nd i luv me now which 1 do i chose…..
- 1 2 3 4 watch ur bak coz ima hore 5 6 7 8 il steal ur guy - dnt u jus w8
- I Shank Ur Janga Ship…… But Were Playin Connect Four
- what starts with f and ends in u- c- -k?……. FiReTRuCK!!!
- If Your Name Was Home-Work I’d Be Doin You On My Desk Right Now
- Here I am! Now what are your 2 other wishes?
- I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I’d love you to love me, I’m begging you to beg me
- Gurls are like prawns, heads are full of shit, pink bits taste nice.
- Many men, wish death upon me
- You shouldn’t throw stones If you live in a glass house
- When I die they’ll read this And say a genius wrote it
- Where I lay my hat is my home, I’m a rolling stone
- Burn burn 4 us 4 thm 4 u
- ~*~*~*~*baby boy u stay on my mind ~*~*~*
- i say potato nd u say potatoe i say tomato nd u
- I wanna kiss you but I want it too much, I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
- wen ur a kid u wana go “weeeeeeeeeee” but u aint got no druggs on ya :S
- kinky boots - for men
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- what about me it isnt fair, guy only won cause he has big hair!!
- Now I realize, you were never mine, we were never right
- I want to be everywhere you are
- Add me to ur list of girls wont ya?!
- Don’t judge a book by its cover else I wont get very far with ya will i?!
- You’re a lovely guy- great personality, gorge bod, you’re cool, sexy…but you don’t like me back
- Cry me a river - actually no dnt coz ul mk me new boots fuked:P
- For all you people that talk about me… I got one word for you…J*e*A*l*O*u*S*y
- Sorry can u repeat that? I was having a blonde moment
- CAUTION: im a blond n im having a VERY bad day…so please use small words!
- For all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center of your world!
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, so is your head
- 24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case … coincidence? I think not
- I’m not a tease; I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have
- Computers: Hmm-well…it freezes up on me, it plays games wiv me,& i can turn it on wiv a push of a button…yah! ~ pretty much call it a guy!!
- I have PMS and a gun…. any questions???
- Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!
- Im not thick! The world is just really smart!!
- I was NOT kissing him….i was..er..uh..wispering in his mouth
- Lets have an intelligent conversation I’ll talk…u listen
- if ur fat if ur chubby then u wnt b my hubby
- [ Im ‘][’Ø S€XÝ 4 ÝøÛ ]
- [ (K)GiRl @ Pl@Y(K) ]
- They say nobody is perfect…I’m a nobody. Does that make me perfect?
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
- (A)Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist (A)
- [ (*)Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day(*)
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- If you were a booger I’d pick you first
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