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- Hot as Fire Sarp as Glass look@me shakin MI a$$ guna make it burn guna make it sting Damn Boi I’m gunna make u sing
- Sugar + spice + everthing nice
- my life is one big blonde moment!
- (8)baby its you(8)
- Woah when did the world get really smart -> oh w8 it was wen I turned blone
- they all fall down like toy soldiers
- ;)(8) working @ da car wash(8);)
- I cAm i ,i cam,i saw, i saw, I Hit em Rite THere In The jaw, c i caught em Wit a right hook,caught em wit a jaab,caught em wwit a uppercut,kicked em n
- (R)do u have a mirra in ur pocket(R)…:Pcause i can see myself in your pants:P….(R)and damn
i look good(R)
- i met jesus on the bus, man, he told me the meening of life and gave me a pretzel
- If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons…?
- MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause…did you ever notice how all women’s problems begin with MEN?
- A RING IS ROUND AND HAS NO END THATS HOW LONG U’LL B MY FRIEND:D
- (*)A WISH I WAS A GLOW WORM, WORMS R NEVA GLUM! HOW COULD U B GLUM WEN SUN SHINES OUTA YA BUM(*)
- Cars, Bikes, Drugs, These Are All Great Things, But Nothing And I Mean Nothing, Beats Fast Women
- [ it is no joke that is bad enough tha blondes will understand it
- EaT->Here Or TakE hOmE??
- Life may be short but wateva u just pulled out of ur pants is shorter!!
- (L)(K)(F)(R){GuRlZ}_{r}_{sXc}_{mAdE}_{oUt}_{oF}_{pEpSi} (I) {BoYz}_{r}_{rOttEn}_{MaDe}_{oUt}_{oF}_{cOttEn} (R)(F)(K)(L)
- Jesus said come forth and recieve eternal life. I came third and recieved a toaster
- ?:S?Cansomeonepleasetellmethelocationofthespacebar ?:S?
- (*)theres nothing better than a good friend… exept a good friend with chocolate(*)
- (A)I don’t think i’m perfect… i know i am(A)
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
- The frissbie kept getting bigger and bigger… and then it hit me
- How does a blon have safe sex?..she locks the car door
- get rich or dye trying
- Im not cocky im coffident so wen you tel me im da best its a compliment
- **i put makeup at night so i can be beautiful for my dreams**
- – I’ai?t @ PláYe® …… I’m Dá GaMé ™ –
- Always tell the truth, even when you lie
- MySpaceBarIsBroken!!!!
- Dain Bramaged.
- BITCH- Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Honey
- whats naive about wanting world peace for christmas??
- ***Everyone has the right to act stupid every once and a while, but you abuse that privilege***
- ***Remember when someone annoys you that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to smack them***
- :PDoN’T STiCK ouT uR ToNGue uNLeSS u PLaN oN uSiNG iT!:P
- ~i’M SWeeT LiKe SuGaR~FRoM HeaD To Toe~i’M HoT LiKe FiRe~BuT i aiNT No Hoe~
- iMaGiNe uR LiFe WiTHouT Me… MiSeRaBLe HuH?
- ~KiSSaBLe LiPS & PReTTy BRoWN eYeS°°u KNo i’M WaT u FaNTaCiZe~
- dont aks me why im ugly…it´s fault of my parents
- « ¤ º NoRmaL PeOplE ScAre Me º ¤ »
- « ¤ º I SeE DumB PeoPLe REadIng My NiCK º ¤ »
- Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, ive checked (name) (name) and (name)they are okay, so i must b it!
- (U):( They keep saying the right person will come along…but i think mine was hit by a truck
(U)
- :S: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,and when I woke up the pillow was gone: :S
- :S * RemembeR…WithouT YoU Im LikE A MonkeY WithouT A BananA * :S
- (K) *~* I wasn’t kissing him again…I just was gettin my gum back *~* (K)
- :>(T) The phone goes greeen greeen, so i pink it up and i say yellow (T):>
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