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admin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:51:33 +0000

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Weird MSN Nick Names

admin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:42:46 +0000

Some people say “shoot” instead of “shit.” They can’t fool me, man. “Shoot” is “shit” with two o’s
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
It tastes like burning
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Its a shame that stupidity isn’t painful
I can’t wait to see how you look when I’m naked
Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where’s everybody going??

Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
On the road of life, don’t forget to stop and eat the roses
A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn’t met me yet
We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
More and more of our imports come from overseas…

Offensive MSN Nick Names

admin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:41:49 +0000

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name

I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!
It’s not that I am anti-social. I just don’t like you
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
You’re the cum your mother should have swallowed
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
I have PMS and a gun… now what were you saying?
I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag

Love MSN Nick Names

admin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:40:49 +0000

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
2 good 2 be 4 gotten
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don’t hate the player, hate the game
Love is when u don’t want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

I’m loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
Can i borrow you library card because i’d like to check you out!
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated…..so kiss me baby!! I’m vacinated!
Call me anytime, I won’t be home
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!
I’m not smiling at you, I’m trying not to laugh!
Love is blind. I know, because you don’t see me
Guys are air for me, and without air I can’t live
Aren’t you tired? You’re walking for hours in my head!
If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
Stupid cupid… stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don’t love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen

Funny MSN Nick Names

admin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:38:27 +0000

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
I can`t come tonight, my tires got dizzy…
I invented the cordless extension cord
I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes…
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
Marry me and I`ll never look at another horse!
I don`t like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
We`d better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody`s gotta pay
Never do anything that you wouldn`t want to explain to the paramedics
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who`s got the smallest
I never appoligize! I`m sorry, that`s just not the way I am
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
She got her good looks from her father. He`s a plastic surgeon

Friendship Nick Names

admin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:21:39 +0000

What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend

A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words….
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else
True friendship never ends
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide
Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard
Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends
Have no friends not equal to yourself
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
We will be friends until forever, just you wait see
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship–never
Friendship is a special kind of love
Friendship is a horizon which expands whenever we approach it
The secret to friendship is being a good listener
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me
We are all alone untill we accept our need for others
A true friend stabs you in the front

Cool MSN Nick Names

admin — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:40:50 +0000

Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this

‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I’ve yet to figure out why
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey’s monkey!
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
§omewhere There’§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It’s True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You
Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile
Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?
There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
It’s not the size of the dog, It’s the size of the fight in the dog!
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
YOU laugh because i m different i laugh because you’re all the same. ! hehehe
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars