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- You can better lose a lover than love a loser
- I’m only crazy when other people cant stand that I’m right
- Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one
- Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
- Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
- Be back later…my dog ate my car keys….we are hitchhiking to the vet’s office
- We came, we saw, we drank beer
- Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
- You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
- Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
- Don’t drink and drive. You might spill your beer
- Save water, drink beer
- Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
- People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
- Conserve water, drink beer
- The rich get richer and the poor get children
- Don’t breed them if you can’t feed them
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