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- What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re up too..
- Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
- If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
- I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun
- Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children
- Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
- Statistics are used by people who have no proof
- Divorce: from the Latin word meaning “to rip a man’s heart out through his wallet”
- You’ll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
- If you act crazy all your life, they’ll never be able to commit you
- In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king
- Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop
- I like to con and insult people, that’s why I chose to become a Consultant
- Mental Health is overrated
- Be The Change You Wish To See
- All generalizations are false
- A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind
- This isn’t school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting
- The funny thing about Common sense is that it’s not very common
- Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
- Next week there can’t be any crisis. My schedule is full already
- War does not determine who is right… but who is left
- If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
- If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
- In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?
- I can’t wait to see how you look when I’m naked
- Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights do make a left
- 3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
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