Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I’ve yet to figure out why
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey’s monkey!
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
§omewhere There’§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It’s True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You
Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile
Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?
There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
It’s not the size of the dog, It’s the size of the fight in the dog!
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
YOU laugh because i m different i laugh because you’re all the same. ! hehehe
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
