Funny Nick Names

  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
  • I can`t come tonight, my tires got dizzy…
  • I invented the cordless extension cord
  • I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes…
  • The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
  • I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
  • I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
  • I must confess, I was born at a very early age
  • Marry me and I`ll never look at another horse!
  • I don`t like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
  • We`d better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms
  • They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
  • It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
  • Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody`s gotta pay
  • Never do anything that you wouldn`t want to explain to the paramedics
  • Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
  • Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who`s got the smallest
  • I never appoligize! I`m sorry, that`s just not the way I am
  • Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
  • She got her good looks from her father. He`s a plastic surgeon

ASCII MSN Nick Names

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  • `·.¸¸.*¤*Çâñ ì ßörröw ùr ?í߮⮥ çâ®d ßèçâùŠë ì wånna çhèçk ü Öüt!*¤*.¸¸.·´
  • °ºoO0çâñ ù p?z Štöp èätïñg ßëâñŠ? í thíñk ím gôññâ Šùffìçätè!!0Ooº°
  • (¯`·._.·Tell u® £ittle vøicê§ 2 §hut up! I cåñ’t hêå® miñê!·._.·´¯) :P

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Weird MSN Nick Names

  • Some people say “shoot” instead of “shit.” They can’t fool me, man. “Shoot” is “shit” with two o’s
  • There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
  • A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
  • Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
  • It tastes like burning
  • Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway
  • May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
  • Its a shame that stupidity isn’t painful
  • I can’t wait to see how you look when I’m naked
  • Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where’s everybody going??

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Offensive MSN Nick Names

  • Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
  • Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
  • I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
  • CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
  • Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
  • Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
  • You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
  • Welcome to loserville. Population: you
  • It’s people like you who give scum a bad name

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Love MSN Nick Names

  • The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
  • 2 good 2 be 4 gotten
  • Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
  • Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
  • To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
  • Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Don’t hate the player, hate the game
  • Love is when u don’t want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
  • Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

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Funny MSN Nick Names

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  • Hot as Fire Sarp as Glass look@me shakin MI a$$ guna make it burn guna make it sting Damn Boi I’m gunna make u sing
  • Sugar + spice + everthing nice ;)
  • my life is one big blonde moment!
  • (8)baby its you(8)
  • Woah when did the world get really smart -> oh w8 it was wen I turned blone :P
  • they all fall down like toy soldiers
  • ;)(8) working @ da car wash(8);)
  • I cAm i ,i cam,i saw, i saw, I Hit em Rite THere In The jaw, c i caught em Wit a right hook,caught em wit a jaab,caught em wwit a uppercut,kicked em n
  • (R)do u have a mirra in ur pocket(R)…:Pcause i can see myself in your pants:P….(R)and damn
    i look good(R)

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Friendship Nick Names

  • What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
  • There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
  • If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
  • He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
  • Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
  • Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
  • True friendship is a plant of slow growth
  • A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
  • Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
  • A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend

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Cool MSN Nick Names

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  • Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember
  • Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
  • Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
  • Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
  • A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
  • The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
  • Bad Spellers Untie!
  • You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
  • Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
  • The road to success is always under construction
  • I’m looking forward to regretting this

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